All right, we need to talk about Sokka. Another staple of kid's shows is often The Annoying One. I don't know why, but they're often there. Steven Universe had Ronaldo, but they knew to use him sparingly. Sokka is so aggressively obnoxious in the first two episodes it is a miracle anyone makes it to episode three. He could have just been the complainer, but additionally his monumental and gratuitous misogyny is so bad that one wonders what Suki (an awesome character) ever saw in him. Sure, he gets better, but always in my mind the Early Days Sokka looms over the show like some terrible shadow.
00:59 AYURIS: On Mars (Vital Lacerda, Eagle-Gryphon Games, 2020)
Games Played Last Week: 02:33 -Cryo (Tom Jolly & Luke Laurie, Z-Man Games, 2021) 07:22 -Red Outpost (Raman Hryoryk, Lifestyle Boargames Ltd, 2019) 11:38 -Cantaloop: Book 1--Breaking into Prison (Friendemann Findeisen & Grzegorz Kobiela, Lookout Games, 2020) 15:36 -Brass: Birmingham (Gavan Brown, Matt Tolman, & Martin Wallace, Roxley, 2018) 19:14 -Clever Cubed (Wolfgang Warsch, Schmidt Spiele, 2020) 21:09 -Sleeping Gods (Ryan Laukat, Red Raven Games, 2021) 23:38 -PARKS (Henry Audubon, Keymaster Games, 2019) 27:16 -Shards of Infinity: Into the Horizon (Gary Arant, Justin Gary, Ryan Sutherland, Jared Saramago, Mataio Wilson, & Jason Zila, Stone Blade Entertainment, 2021) 29:19 -Pickomino Deluxe (Reiner Knizia, Zoch Verlag, 2018) 31:53 -Witchstone (Martino Chiacchiera & Reiner Knizia, R&R Games, 2021) 34:48 -Empire of the Stars (Adam West, CrossCut Games, 2021) 40:15 -The Grimm Masquerade (Tim Eisner, Ben Eisner, & James Hudson, Druid City Games, 2019)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 45:53 Fundraiser on Twitch for Food Banks Canada on October 2nd at 3 PM EST. Guests: No Pun Included, Board Game Barrage, the SVWAG crew! KOSMOS has donated copies of The Crew: Mission Deep Sea to give away! 46:42 Assault on Doomrock: Ultimate Edition is coming along nicely 47:31 Signs of life at Fantasy Flight: expansions for Star Wars: Outer Rim and Descent 3rd. 48:52 Neuroshima Hex big box won't fit all the stuff 49:49 Next Valiant Defense: Battle of the Bulge, New Undaunted next year 50:52 Warhammer Underworlds: Harrowdeep 51:26 One Deck Galaxies 51:52 Parasocial Saturdays: Sep. 25th at 10:30 EST on Twitch 52:51 Special discount on Patreon: pay for ten months, get two months free! www.patreon.com/svwag 54:05 Check out our silly website! sowronggames.com
54:35 Topic: What Makes a Game Worth Recommending?
1:21:10 SVWAG Presents: Masterpiece Theatre: Avatar The Last Airbender Season 1
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Games Played Last Week: 01:14 -Tidal Blades: Heroes of the Reef (Tim Eisner & Ben Eisner, Druid City Games, 2020) 03:51 -Cascadia (Randy Flynn, Flatout Games, 2021) 07:54 -Yokohama (Hisashi Hayashi, Tasty Minstrel Games, 2016) 08:27 -So Clover! (François Romain, Repos Production, 2021) 10:27 -Codenames (Vlaada Chvatil, CGE, 2015) 12:33 -Equinox (Reiner Knizia, Plan B Games, 2021) 12:58 -Ankh: Gods of Egypt (Eric M. Lang, CMON, 2021) 17:25 -Quest (Don Eskridge, Indie Boards & Cards, 2021) 20:38 -Atelier: The Painter's Studio (Uncredited, Alderac Entertainment Group, 2019) 23:23 -Warp's Edge (Scott Almes, Renegade Game Studios, 2020) 27:38 -Muse (Jordan Sorenson, 999 Games, 2017) 30:39 -Hellboy: The Board Game (James M. Hewitt & Sophie Williams, Mantic Games, 2019) 34:08 -Kabuto Sumo (Tony Miller, BoardGameTables.com, 2021)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 36:05 Fundraiser on Twitch for Food Banks Canada! October 2nd at 3 PM EST. 36:40 Mille Fiori from Reiner Knizia 37:33 Air, Land & Sea: Critters at War 38:11 Warpgate expansion incoming 38:31 One Deck Galaxy on KS 39:04 KeyForge on hold; algorithm busted 40:06 Duel of Ages pseudo-sequel: Worldspanner Factions 40:47 Statement on The Gaming Goat's online toxicity
42:21 Feature Game: Anno 1800 (Martin Wallace, KOSMOS, 2020)
MARCUS BIGNEY Here comes Fantasy Flight's body, mourned by Michael Walker: who, though he had no hand in its death, shall receive the benefit of its dying, a place in the hobby; as which of you shall not?
WALKER Friends, gamers, hobbyists, lend me your ears; I come to bury Fantasy Flight, not to praise it. The evil that publishers do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Fantasy Flight. The noble Bigney Hath told you FFG was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath FFG answer'd it. Here, under leave of Bigney and the rest-- For Bigney is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men-- Come I to speak in FFG's funeral. It was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Bigney says it was ambitious; And Bigney is an honourable man. It hath published many games home to Rome Whose playing did the gaming public thrill: Did this in FFG seem ambitious? When that the games were broken, FFG hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Bigney says it was ambitious; And Bigney is an honourable man. I speak not to disprove what Bigney spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love it once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to mourn for it? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin box there with expansions, And I must pause till it come back to me.
Games Played Last Week: 04:08 -Yokohama (Hisashi Hayashi, Tasty Minstrel Games, 2016) 07:54 -Vampire Queen (Wolfgang Kramer, Schmidt Spiele, 2016) 11:40 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 12:13 -Pickomino Deluxe (Reiner Knizia, Zoch Verlag, 2018) 14:25 -Equinox (Reiner Knizia, Plan B Games, 2021) 18:33 -Rhino Hero (Scott Frisco & Steven Strumpf, HABA, 2011) 18:33 -Rhino Hero: Super Battle (Scott Frisco & Steven Strumpf, HABA, 2017) 21:50 -The Search for Planet X (Matthew O'Malley & Ben Rosset, Renegade Game Studios, 2020) 23:15 -Descent: Legends in the Dark (Kara Centell-Dunk & Nathan I. Hajek, Fantasy Flight, 2021) 31:00 -Beyond the Sun (Dennis K. Chan, Rio Grande Games, 2020)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 32:42 Fundraiser for Food Banks Canada with Badgers from Mars and Regicide! Saturday, Oct 2nd, 3 PM EST on Twitch 33:21 Mini Yura Yura Penguin 33:52 Shout out to SVWAG Guild on Boargamegeek: https://boardgamegeek.com/guild/3236 34:41 Sushi Boat on KS soon 35:05 G.I. Joe RPG 35:57 CMON getting into NFTs 38:16 Parasocial Saturdays: Streaming Equinox on Saturday, Sep. 11 at 10:30 AM EST on Twitch
Cultural gaps can be quite tragic, to say nothing of socially debilitating. Mark discovers to his horror that Walker is unfamiliar both with a key game and a crucial character in film history. Thank goodness that this faux pas does not sully Masterpiece Theatre, as that would bring shame to both the Warrior of the Wasteland and Vin Diesel.
Games Played Last Week: 01:02 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 03:19 -Onitama (Shimpei Sato, conception, 2014) 04:46 -Card Capture (Lucas Gentry, Wep published, 2018) 07:06 -Flotilla (J.B. Howell & Michael Mihealsick, WizKids, 2019) 11:56 -Veritas (James Ernest & Mike Selinker, Cheapass Games, 2013) 16:04 -The Shipwreck Arcana (Kevin Bishop, Meromorph Games, 2017) 19:14 -Empire of the Stars (Adam West, CrossCut Games, 2021) 25:04 -Ruination (Travis R. Chance, Kolossal Games, 2021) 28:33 -The Staufer Dynasty (Andreas Steding, Z-Man Games, 2014) 30:22 -Mandala Stones (Filip Głowacz, Board&Dice, 2021) 33:21 -Detective Club (Oleksandr Nevskiy, IGAMES, 2018) 35:58 -Glorantha: The Gods War (Sandy Petersen, Petersen Games, 2019)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 41:02 Parasocial Saturdays! Streaming every Saturday at 10:30 EST on Twitch 41:33 Fog of Love expansions: Nikki Valens focuses on queer andtrans stories, plus Love on Lockdown: I guess we'll stay in and watch a movie... again 42:26 No more board games from IDW 43:44 Avatar RPG broke the internet 43:50 For Science! updates tragicomedy
45:17 Feature Game: Soldiers in Postmen's Uniforms (David Thompson, Dan Verssen Games, 2021)
I used to tell a joke about Heimdall, but it was pretty horny. I used to tell a joke about Osiris, but it fell to pieces. I used to tell a joke about Venus, but it was masturbatory. I used to tell a joke about Sleipnir, but it didn't have legs. I used to tell a joke about Prometheus, but it needed a spark. I used to tell a joke about Draupnir, but it just didn't ever end. I used to tell a joke about Marathon, but it was a bit of a long walk. I used to tell a joke about the Hecatoncheires, but it was punching down. I used to tell a joke about Tyr, but it wasn't even-handed. I used to tell a joke about Ragnarok, but everyone knew the end already. I used to tell a joke about Jormungand, but it was very toxic. I used to tell a joke about Pandora, but it was too out of the box. I used to tell a joke about Cerberus, but it was just gatekeeping. I used to tell a joke about Yggdrasil, but I had to leaf. I used to tell a joke about the labyrinth's inhabitant, but it was bull. I used to tell a joke about the sword of Damocles, but it was over my head. I used to tell a joke about Procrustes, but I kept getting cut off. I used to tell a joke about Sisyphus, but I got tired of the repetition. I used to tell a joke about Penelope's crafting, but it was just an excuse to kill time. I used to tell a joke about the Golden Apple, but it caused too many arguments. I used to tell a joke about Gordian succession, but it was a tangled mess. I used to tell a joke about Minerva's bird, but I can't remember owl of it.
01:58 AYURIS: Caylus 1303 (William Attia, Space Cowboys, 2019)
Games Played Last Week: 04:38 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 05:55 -Rhino Hero Super Battle (Scott Frisco & Steven Strumpf, HABA, 2017) 06:00 -Kabuto Sumo (Tony Miller, BoardGameTables.com, 2021) 06:37 -Shards of Infinity: Shadow of Salvation (Justin Gary & Ryan Sutherland, Stone Blade Entertainment, 2019) 07:07 -Star Realms (Robert Dougherty & Darwin Kastle, Wise Wizard, 2014) 09:06 -Root (Cole Wehrle, Leder Games, 2018) 11:39 -Faiyum (Friedemann Friese, 2F-Spiele, 2020) 12:45 -Descent: Legends in the Dark (Kara Centell-Dunk & Nathan I. Hajek, Fantasy Flight, 2021) 25:01 -Dark Souls: The Board Game (David Carl, Alex Hall, Mat Hart, & Richard Loxam, Steamforged Games, 2017) 28:34 -Warp's Edge (Scott Almes, Renegade Game Studios, 2020) 31:46 -ALIEN: Fate of the Nostromo (Scott Rogers, Ravensburger, 2021) 37:56 -Lots (Thomas Wells, Self-Published, 2021) 39:54 -Mandala (Trevor Benjamin & Brett J. Gilbert, 2019) 44:59 -Canvas (Jeff Chin & Andrew Nerger, Road to Infamy Games, 2021) 46:20 -Rush M.D. (Athony Howgego, Konstantinos Kokkinis, & Dávid Turczi, Artipia Games, 2020)
We delve deep into knowledge and doubt this week on SVWAG. How do we know what we know? How can we know what we don't know? Why did Mark think Vienna Connection was a train game? Who or what is Wormy Plums, and is it a euphemism for some kind of sex act? Why is there no Masterpiece Theatre? Thankfully, we can at least answer that last question--it is because The F8 of the Furious took such a toll on the hosts' psyches that they needed a break to recuperate.
Games Played Last Week: 01:16 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 04:44 -Brew (Stevo Torres, Pandasaurus Games, 2021) 08:40 -Space Base (John D. Clair, AEG, 2018) 12:17 -Fortress (Fridemann Friese, 2F-Spiele, 2017) 14:56 -Destinies (Michał Gołębiowski & Filip Miłuński, Lucky Duck Games, 2021) 17:57 -Imperium: Legends (Nigel Buckle & Dávid Turczi, Osprey Games, 2021) 22:01 -Isle of Skye: From Chieftain to King (Andreas Pelikan & Alexander Pfister, Lookout Games, 2015) 24:20 -Fairy Tale (Satoshi Nakamura, Z-Man Games, 2004) 26:09 -Let's Make a Bus Route: The Dice Game (Saashi, Saashi & Saashi, 2021) 27:31 -Quest (Don Eskridge, Indie Boards & Cards, 2021) 33:12 -Formula D (Laurent Lavaur & Eric Randall, Asmodee, 2008)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 35:00 SVWAG is listener-supported 35:59 Flamecraft: adorable 36:30 Black Rose Wars: Rebirth expandalone 37:20 Harry Potter Talisman 37:40 Marrakesh by Stefan Feld 38:05 Finalists for the Zenobia Awards: historical games by under-represented authors https://zenobiaaward.org/finalists/ 39:18 50th anniversary edition of Québec 1759 in 2022 from Columbia Games 40:27 Parasocial Saturdays: streaming Canvas and Rush M.D. on August 21st.
The crushing burden of Masterpiece Theatre is having a toll. I had an attitude problem, but then I took a timeout, and I thought about what I did. The success of the Fast and/or Furious movies is undeniable--business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business--but at what cost? I went to the stock market today. I did a business. SVWAG is most emphatically not children stacked together wearing a trenchcoat. Would you like a alcohol?
Games Played Last Week: 03:53 -Sunset Over Water (Eduardo Baraf, Steve Finn, & Keith Matejka, Delight, 2018) 06:44 -Isle of Skye: From Chieftain to King (Andreas Pelikan & Alexander Pfister, Lookout Games, 2015) 09:27 -Mysterium Park (Oleksandr Nevskiy & Oleg Sidorenko, Libellud, 2020) 11:33 -Imperium: The Contention (Gary Dworetsky, Contention Games, 2021) 14:32 -Crash Octopus (Naotaka Shimamoto, itten, 2021) 15:02 -Dice Miner (Joshua DeBonis & Nikola Risteski, Atlas Games, 2021) 16:40 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 17:25 -Caravan (Joe Huber, Rio Grande Games, 2019) 18:58 -The Quest for El Dorado (Reiner Knizia, Ravensburger, 2017) 21:16 -The Quacks of Quedlinburg: The Alchemists (Wolfgang Warsch, Schmidt Spiele, 2020) 23:36 -Inis (Christian Martinez, Matagot, 2016) 26:50 -Mafiozoo (Rüdiger Dorn, Super Meeple, 2017)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 30:05 KS creators: own your choices, stop guilting backers 32:15 Why's everything gotta have a campaign? (reprise) 34:04 Earthborne Rangers' desire for sustainability 36:17 More crap in dice: dragon eyes 36:39 Excavation Earth expansion: It Belongs in a Museum 37:13 Bix box retail, licensed games are impressive: Ravensburger's Alien: Fate of the Nostromo and Disney Gargoyles: Awakening 38:21 Avatar RPG 38:53 Tasty Minstrel Games suspends operations, refunds Kickstarter 39:48 Pfister becomes post-colonialist? Boonlake
41:21 Topic: Trenchcoat Games
1:08:27 SVWAG Presents: Masterpiece Theatre: The Fate of the Furious
NB: "Language independent" can be a loaded term, and we confess we used it a tad sloppily in our discussion of Tribune. Latin is used throughout the game, and ain't nobody speaks Latin as their first language anymore, but nonetheless in hindsight we could have been more sensitive to those more familiar with non-Latin alphabets. Thus, we should say that the original Primus Inter Pares expansion and the new Spielworxx Tribune are language-independent but not alphabet-independent. I dare any game with an appropriate time period as a theme try to get away with cuneiform.
Games Played Last Week: 01:25 -Coffee Traders (Rolf Sagel & André Spil, Capstone Games, 2021) 05:05 -Praga Caput Regni (Vladimír Suchý, Delicious Games, 2020) 06:18 -Kabuto Sumo (Tony Miller, BoardGameTables.com, 2021) 08:21 -Crash Octopus (Naotaka Shimamoto, itten, 2021) 11:05 -Pan Am (Prospero Hall, Funko Games, 2020) 13:37 -Terraforming Mars: Ares Expedition (Sydney Engelstein, Jacob Fryxelius, & Nick Little, Stronghold Games, 2021) 15:59 -Imperium: The Contention (Gary Dworetsky, Contention Games, 2021) 19:49 -Shelfie Stacker (Shem Philips, Arkus Games, 2021) 23:51 -The Staufer Dynasty (Andreas Steding, Z-Man Games, 2014) 28:34 -One Deck Dungeon: Forest of Shadows (Chris Cieslik, Asmadi Games, 2017)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 31:02 Games Workshop back to its old habits, issuing takedown notices 32:00 Cryptid: Urban Legends from Osprey 32:29 SPECTRE: The Board Game from Modiphius 33:12 AZADI from creators of SHASN, Zain Memon & Abhshek Lamba 35:01 G.I. Joe and Transformers deckbuilders from Renegade 35:41 Batman: Escape from Arkham Asylum from Knight Games 36:05 R.I.P., Pokémon mod for Wingspan on TTS
Absence, as they say, makes the heart grow fonder, which I believe was an aphorism coined about a gamer's relationship with their prized game collection. Mark finds himself separated against his will from his many many boxes, which makes Walker's occasional reminders of games he left behind all the more painful. Fortunately, Mark has his stable of insect rikishi to keep him company.
01:18 AYURIS: Last Bastion (Antoine Bauza, Repos Production, 2019)
Games Played Last Week: 03:19 -Spire's End (Greg Favro, Self-Published, 2019) 05:41 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 05:55 -Race for the Galaxy (Thomas Lehmann, Rio Grande Games, 2007) 06:00 -Imperium: Classics and Imperium: Legends (Nigel Buckle & Dávid Turczi, Osprey Games, 2021) 07:33 -Orleans (Reiner Stockhausen, dlp Games, 2014) 09:30 -The Quacks of Quedlinburg (Wolfgang Warsch, Scmidt Spiele, 2018) 11:36 -Sleeping Gods (Ryan Laukat, Red Raven Games, 2021) 17:08 -Pan Am (Prospero Hall, Funko Games, 2020) 21:24 -Imperium: The Contention (Gary Dworetsky, Contention Games, 2021) 22:00 -Wingspan (Elizabeth Hargrave, Stonemaier Games, 2019) 23:11 -Destinies (Michał Gołębiowski & Filip Miłuński, Lucky Duck Games, 2021) 27:02 -Mind MGMT: The Psychic Espionage "Game." (Jay Cormier & Sen-Foong Lim, Off the Page Games, 2021) 31:01 -Kabuto Sumo (Tony Miller, BoardGameTables.com, 2021)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 36:18 Editorial policy on not accepting payment for coverage 37:07 Kingdomino: Origins 37:47 Pandemic: World of Warcraft 38:04 VektoRace 38:39 Fort Cats & Dogs expansion 38:49 Spiel des Jahres: MicroMacro: Crime City, Kennerspiel winner: Paleo 40:34 Queen's Dilemma 41:12 Carolus Magnus reprint: Eriantys 43:03 Wonder Book: pop-up book game! 43:33 Arena Mortis 44:31 Petersen Games and the Petersen Two-Step https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2021/07/board-games-have-colonialism-problem/619518/
47:24 Topic: Omnibus Questions Bravo Bravo
1:22:07 SVWAG Presents: Masterpiece Theatre: Fast & Furious 6
With Mark out of town, we peek behind the curtain here at SVWAG, offering you insights from the seldom-heard support staff that make this show possible. Walker seems liberated from his overbearing colleague, while others are coping with loss in their own way.
Games Played Last Week: 00:40 -Shards of Infinity (Gary Arant & Justin Gary, Stone Blade Entertainment, 2018) 01:11 -Spire's End (Greg Favro, Self-Published, 2019) 02:39 -Lords of Hellas (Awam Kwapinski, Awaken Realms, 2018) 04:04 -Carnegie (Xavier Georges, Quined Games, 2021)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 05:07 SVWAG HQ after Mark's disappearance 06:24 Dune Imperium expands 06:48 Terraforming Mars: Ares Expedition launch issues 08:13 On Mars expands 08:42 Machi Koro 2 09:17 Artisans of Splendent Vale
Mark has not yet finished his Cain-like eternal wanderings throughout Canada (though he didn't even murder any siblings), but we nonetheless conspired in advance to make this episode possible. Sporadic though our output may be until such time as SVWAG West gets established, we will take care of you as best we can.
Games Played Last Week: 02:03 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 05:41 -Pax Viking (Jon Mankr, Ion Game Design, 2021) 09:46 -Dinosaur Tea Party (Rob Daviau, JR Honeycutt, & Justin D. Jacobson, Restoration Games, 2018) 10:41 -Million Dollar Script (Daniel Stamm, Portal Games, 2021) 15:45 -Scape Goat (Jon Perry, Indie Boards & Cards, 2020) 16:56 -Sonic the Hedgehog: Crash Course (Sean Dallas McDonald, IDW Games, 2018) 20:07 -Babylonia (Reiner Knizia, Ludonova, 2019) 22:17 -In the Shadow of the Emperor (Ralf Burkert, Rio Grande Games, 2004) 25:51 -Imperium: The Contention (Gary Dworetsky, Contention Games, 2021)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 27:31 Board Game Arena onslaught of new games 28:05 Lost Ruins of Arnak expansion 28:28 Blue Moon license reverts to Knizia, reprint delayed
It's a card game that spans over four thousand years, but Walker would insist that it only feels like you're playing for three thousand, tops. The great thing about reviewing games by Dávid Turczi is that if you don't enjoy the latest game he's published, wait five minutes and he'll have another one for you. Please remember to tip your server.
Games Played Last Week: 01:16 -Dice Miner (Joshua DeBonis & Nikola Risteski, Atlas Games, 2021) 02:55 -Inlfuentia (Miguel Bruque, Ludonova, 2020) 06:58 -L.A.M.A. Dice (Reiner Knizia, AMIGO, 2021) 08:05 -MicroMacro: Crime City (Johannes Sich, Pegasus Spiele, 2020) 10:09 -Yura Yura Penguin (Yabuchi Ryoko, Self-Published, 2020) 11:02 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 13:28 -Pax Viking (Jon Mankr, Ion Game Design, 2021) 17:26 -Tutankhamun (Reiner Knizia, 25th Century Games, 2021) 23:18 -Lancaster: Big Box (Matthias Cramer & Wolfgang Panning, Queen Games, 2015) 27:59 -Spire's End (Greg Favro, Sel-Published, 2019) 30:24 -The King's Dilemma (Hjalmar Hach & Lorenzo Silva, Horrible Guild, 2019) 32:34 -Great Western Trail (Alexander Pfister, eggertspiele, 2016)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 33:59 Brass: Birmingham on Steam, tutorial impenetrable to Walker 34:46 Grail Games v. Reiner Knizia on social media 37:17 Twitch unboxings: The Persuit of Happiness, Million Dollar Script 38:43 Imperium: Classics giveaway on Twitter @sowronggames 40:02 Bonfire: Trees and Creatures expansion 41:32 Patreon and schedule news
As far as Walker is concerned, when he says that Mark is a jerk and he smells funny, that's a prime example of a combo. Mark counters that a perfectly sensible combo is a podcast about board games issuing random observations of silly blockbuster movies. In either case, if you want your mind to break and your conception of reality to weaken, we encourage you to investigate short scale vs. long scale. Numbers are meaningless and all is illusion. Another combo!
01:45 AYURIS: Cloudspire (Josh J. Carlson, Adam Carlson, & Josh Wielgus, Chip Theory Games, 2019)
Games Played Last Week: 04:42 -Merchants Cove (Jonny Pac, Carl Van Ostrand, & Drake Villareal, Final Frontier Games, 2021) 11:12 -Rangers of Shadow Deep (Joseph McCullough, Self-Published, 2018) 14:07 -Dice Miner (Joshua DeBonis & Nikola Risteski, Atlas Games, 2021) 17:34 -Railroad Ink Challenge (Hjalmar Hach & Lorenzo Silva, Horrible Guild, 2021) 19:55 -The Quest for El Dorado: The Golden Temples (Reiner Knizia, Ravensburger, 2019) 24:23 -L.A.M.A. Dice (Reiner Knizia, AMIGO, 2021) 25:29 -Abandon All Artichokes (Emma Larkins, Gamewright, 2020) 26:01 -Horizon Wars: Infinite Dark (Robey Jenkins, Precinct Omega Publishing, 2021) 30:15 -Verona Twist (József Dorsonczky, Mind Fitness Games, 2018) 33:04 -Monumental (Matthew Dunstan, Funforge, 2020) 36:23 -Groundhog Day: The Game (Propsero Hall, Funko Games, 2021)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 38:45 Castello Methoni and BoardGameGeek News/Store 40:19 Maracaibo digital, mobile only (for now) 40:48 Terraforming Mars: Ares Expedition; should backers expect a game first? 47:46 Send us questions! justrolldadice@gmail.com 48:51 Knizia and Bitewing Games: "Criminal Capers Collection"
50:00 Topic: The Agony and the Ecstasy of Combos
1:10:19 SVWAG Presents: Masterpiece Theatre: Fast & Furious
Titles, as Herr Doktor Doktor Vincent Diesel, esq. O.B.E. could tell you, are important things. They must be recorded for posterity, quite literally in the case of Dogberry: "But masters, remember that I am an ass, though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass." Mark and Walker are bereft of such honorifics; "Gilded Ones" apparently only applies if you go the full gilt route, which sounds way too painful to endorse. Whether philosophers get any titles past "lovers of wisdom" is a matter of some controversy; Mark weighs in all the same.
Games Played Last Week: 00:50 -Pandemic: The Cure (Matt Leacock, Z-Man Games, 2014) 04:07 -Fairy Tale (Satoshi Nakamura, Z-Man Games, 2004) 07:13 -Plantopia (Daryl Chow, Origame, 2020) 10:30 -Paleontologists (Joe Hout, Web published, 2020) 11:15 -Shards of Infinity (Gary Arant & Justin Gary, Stone Blade Entertainment, 2018) 16:00 -Dominion (Donald X. Vaccarino, Rio Grande Games, 2008) 16:39 -Imperium: Classics (Nigel Buckle & Dávid Turczi, Osprey Games, 2021) 22:56 -Let's Make a Bus Route: The Dice Game (Saashi, Saashi & Saashi, 2021) 25:54 -Nanga Parbat (Steve Finn, Dr. Finn Games, 2021) 30:54 -Street Masters (Adam Sadler & Brady Sadler, Blacklist Games, 2018)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 33:25 "Swirling the Drain:" Tasty Minstreal loses Orléans to Capstone 34:25 "Swirling the Drain:" Unfathomable re-skins Battlestar Galactica to Arkham Horror 38:02 Phalanx's Coalitions: Grand strategic Napoleonics! 39:17 Compass Games' Coalition: Grand strategic Napoleonics! 40:11 GCT Studios' Bushido 40:54 Traitorous trick-taking: Shamans by Cédrick Chaboussit 42:05 Age of Sigmar: Dominion from Games Workshop
If Walker doesn't want Mark to speak to excess, he really shouldn't be teeing him up by asking about Macross. Or Robotech either, because the difference thereto is a whole discussion unto itself. Of course, Walker is an accomplished troll, willing to return to any subject once raised. Mark has repeatedly been exhorted to not feed trolls, but really, that's just blaming the victim. At this point it's mostly just mutual trolling, like an ouroboros of nonsense. I think SVWAG might have a new tagline.
01:39 AYRUIS: Rurik: Dawn of Kiev (Stan Kordonskiy, PieceKeeper Games, 2019)
Games Played Last Week: 03:46 -51st State: Master Set--Moloch (Joanna Kijanka, Portal Games, 2021) 08:13 -Gaia Project (Jens Drögemüller & Helge Ostertag, Feuerland Spiele, 2017) 10:38 -Beyond the Sun (Dennis K. Chan, Rio Grande Games, 2020) 12:17 -Great Western Trail (Alexander Pfister, eggertspiele, 2016) 13:20 -No Thanks! (Thorsten Gimmler, AMIGO, 2004) 17:27 -Aquatica: Cold Waters (Ivan Tuzovsky, Arcane Wonders, 2020) 20:42 -The Initiative (Corey Konieczka, Unexpected Games, 2021) 22:46 -Good Puppers (Chris Cieslik, Asmadi Games, 2021) 24:41 -Lost Ruins of Arnak (Elwen & Mín, CGE, 2020) 25:57 -Unmatched: Cobble & Fog (Rob Daviau, Justin D. Jacobson, Chris Leder, & Kevin Rodgers, Restoration Games, 2020) 30:51 -Oath: Chronicles of Empire and Exile (Cole Wehrle, Leder Games, 2021)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 33:40 New Nemesis stuff 33:47 Robotech: Reconstruction 34:45 Pandemic Hot Zone: Europe 35:04 Matt Calkins' Charioteer 35:54 David Turczi and Nigel Buckle's Imperium: Classics and Legends 37:02 Mantic's Rainbow Six 37:29 SVWAG heads West, brief interruption in July
38:29 Topic: Metarules/Parateach: All the non-rules stuff you tell people when teaching or selling a game.
1:07:10 SVWAG Presents: Masterpiece Theatre: 2 Fast 2 Furious
Get our your cucumber sandwiches and your doilies, you precious little petunias, because we're about to get all cultured on you. Some serious sophistication is going down, and we are not entirely certain our hosts are prepared--mentally, spiritually, let alone hygienically.
News (and why it doesn't matter): 39:57 Kudos: Mythic and Stonemaier make good 41:05 War Room 2nd Edition on Kickstarter 41:50 Paris not at all a reprint on Kickstarter 42:25 Chip Theory teases Elder Scrolls 43:12 Arydia: The Paths We Dare Tread from Far Off Games
43:48 Feature Game: Trickerion: Legends of Illusion (Richard Amann & Viktor Peter, Mindclash Games, 2015)
1:07:40 SVWAG Presents: Masterpiece Theatre: The Fast & the Furious
Walker's got this friend with a problem--not Walker, no not at all, a friend, you see, his name is... Bike Docker... and Bike has this problem that he judges a game by its cover art. Mike I mean Bike is so blinded by his prejudice that it causes him to rag on games like El Grande or GMT's entire catalog just because the cover doesn't appeal to his sensibilities. Luckily, there are enlightened people like Mike Walker to guide those like Bike Docker.
Games Played Last Week: 03:09 -Street Masters: Aftershock (Adam Sadler & Brady Sadler, Blacklist Games, 2019) 04:38 -Fast & Furious: Highway Heist (Prospero Hall, Funko Games, 2021) 11:46 -Imperium: The Contention (Gary Dworetsky, Contention Games, 2021) 15:23 -Four Gardens (Martin Doležal, Korea Boardgames, 2020) 18:12 -A Game of Thrones: The Board Game (Second Edition) (Christian T. Petersen, Fantasy Flight, 2011) 19:30 -Spirit Island: Jagged Earth (R. Eric Reuss, Greater Than Games, 2020) 19:59 -Cryo (Tom Jolly & Luke Laurie, Z-Man Games, 2021) 23:21 -The Initiative (Corey Konieczka, Unexpected Games, 2021) 25:39 -L.A.M.A. Dice (Reiner Knizia, AMIGO, 2021) 27:40 -Good Puppers (Chris Cieslik, Asmadi Games, 2021) 29:43 -Codex Naturalis (Thomas Dupont, Bombyx, 2020) 30:31 -Calico (Kevin Russ, Flatout Games, 2020) 33:57 -Anachrony: Doomsday Enhancement Pack (Dávid Turczi, Mindclash Games, 2017) 34:54 -Rajas of the Ganges (Inka Brand & Markus Brand, HUCH!, 2017)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 35:41 Portal stream: Publishers avoiding GenCon 37:23 Horizon Wars: Infinite Dark launches this week 37:55 The Goonies: Never Say Die by Prospero Hall 38:48 Follow-up to Versailles 1919: Triumvir 39:23 Zombicide: Army of the Dead 40:15 Bizarre gatekeeping alert: Bruno Faidutti doesn't trust you if you don't drink
Our inaugural Mark Bigney is a Blithering Idiot Fest has arrived, and we can chronicle a minor subsection of things that make evident Mark is a not a smart man. Although this episode is jam-packed with content, even its confines cannot contain a comprehensive accounting; rest assured we will return to this topic in future instalments.
News (and why it doesn't matter): 52:42 Spiel des Jahres nominations 53:44 MicroMacro: Crime City: Full House 56:09 Descent: Legends of the Dark 57:00 BakaFire's Are you telling me this genius scientist can’t get the first place? 57:47 Walker's Who Asked for This? Talisman tabletop RPG, The Burn Book 59:08 Transformers deck-building game 59:47 Pixel Tactics digital
From Wikipedia: "Mark Sinclair (born July 18, 1967), known professionally as Vin Diesel, is an American actor and filmmaker. One of the world's highest-grossing actors, he is best known for playing Dominic Toretto in the Fast & Furious franchise.
Diesel began his career in 1990 but struggled to gain roles until he wrote, directed, produced, and starred in the short film Multi-Facial (1995). This attracted the attention of Steven Spielberg, who was developing Saving Private Ryan (1998), and re-wrote elements of the film to allow Diesel to appear in a supporting role. Diesel subsequently voiced the titular character in The Iron Giant (1999) while gaining a reputation as an action star after headlining the Fast & Furious, XXX, and The Chronicles of Riddick film franchises."
01:20 AYURIS: Black Angel (Sébastien Dujardin, Xavier Georges, & Alain Orban, Pearl Games, 2019)
Games Played Last Week: 03:08 -Vengeance: Roll and Fight Episode 1 (Gordon Calleja, Noralie Lubbers, & Dávid Turczi, Mighty Boards, 2021) [EDIT: Vengeance: Roll & Fight is on Kickstarter as of now, until May 31st 2021) 07:46 -Aquatica: Cold Waters (Ivan Tuzovsky, Arcane Wonders, 2020) 11:30 -Excavation Earth (Gordon Calleja, Dávid Turczi, & Wai Yee, Mighty Boards, 2021) 18:28 -MicroMacro: Crime City (Johannes Sich, Pegasus Spiele, 2020) 19:09 -Daimyo: Rebirth of an Empire (Jérémy Ducret, La Boîte de Jeu, 2021) 25:30 -Mage Knight Board Game (Vlaada Chvátil, WizKids, 2011) 28:43 -Whale Riders (Reiner Knizia, Grail Games, 2021) 30:36 -The King's Dilemma (Hjalmar Hach & Lorenzo Silva, Horrible Guild, 2019) 31:51 -Takenoko (Antoine Bauza, Matagot, 2011)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 34:10 Mindclash announces Voidfall 35:30 Games Workshop's Gaunt's Ghosts 36:06 Richard Halliwell, designer of Space Hulk, passed away 36:38 Shipping costs from China skyrocket 37:53 Prospero Hall's Fast & Furious: Highway Heist
38:57 Topic: Market Differences: Video Games vs. Board Games
Fun fact: The Red Cathedral isn't really a cathedral at all, it's a sobor, which isn't really the same thing. Also fun fact: Unsurprisingly, Mark is wrong to say that Fenrir will swallow the moon at the end of the world, as that is patently absurd. Fenrir swallows the sun, which makes perfect sense. Except, of course, for renditions where Fenrir's children Skoll and Hati swallow the moon and sun respectively. I guess we'll have to wait and see who got it right. We value editorial rigour here at SVWAG.
Games Played Last Week: 01:57 -Veangeance: Roll and Fight Episode 1 (Gordon Calleja, Noralie Lubbers, & Dávid Turczi, Mighty Boards, 2021) 06:30 -Blood Rage: Promos Box (Eric M. Lang, CMON, 2019) 10:09 -Nidavellir: Thingvellir (Serge Laget, GRRRE Games, 2020) 12:03 -Whale Riders: The Card Game (Reiner Knizia, Grail Games, 2021) 13:57 -Whale Riders (Reiner Knizia, Grail Games, 2021) 16:26 -Lancaster (Mathias Cramer, Queen Games, 2011) 20:44 -Cubitos (John D. Clair, AEG, 2021) 22:37 -Regicide (Paul Abrahams, Luke Badger, & Andy Richdale, Badgers from Mars, 2020) 24:52 -Cacao (Phil Walker-Harding, ABACUSSPIELE, 2015) 25:47 -Jekyll vs. Hyde (Geonil, Mandoo Games, 2021) 28:43 -Railroad Ink: Blazing Red Edition (Hjalmar Hach & Lorenzo Silva, Horrible Guild, 2018)
News (and why it doesn't matter): 30:00 (Other) Golden Geek Winners 34:42 Witchstone from Reiner Knizia 35:20 D&D Monopoly...? 35:42 My Father's Work on Kickstarter 36:35 Stationfall from Matt Eklund on Kickstarter 37:16 Take Mark's Siege of the Citadel Dark Legion pledge! Link: https://forms.gle/52vHVkc66Gx7aSEt5
37:51: Feature Game: The Red Cathedral (Israel Cendrero & Sheila Santos, Devir Games, 2020)
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